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January 15, 2010

NFL Playoffs/Quarterfinals/ C-4!

By Matthew Storey

I usually don't read prognostications from other writers, and don't watch ESPN...

But I always do when I know what the deal is, and want to hear others make fools of themselves.

I've seen Eric Allen (Eagle) and Chris Carter (Eagle/Viking) explain for three consecutive weeks why the Cowboys are not the team we've watched these past years or past weeks. A lot is made about mythology in Sports, and in Politics, and in Economics..

But not by smart people.

Smart people root, fight, fuck, pray just as hard as idiots.

They do so, however, not based upon fantasies or mythology, but upon D-A-T-A.

Not just stats, not just trends. Data. Stats, Trends, Anecdotal.

Anecdotal data is NOT mythology.

Here is the difference.

Anecdotal data is the Observation of Derek Jeter playing Shortstop. Watch him play and you see a guy who impacts Defensively on almost every game he plays, who has a gun and may retire having thrown out more runners from the outfield grass than any SS in history, who might have tracked down pop-ups over a larger range of ground than any SS, who is brilliant on the Double Play.

Statisticians disagree.

None of them ever played the position.

Luckily, for YOU.

Guru did.

Onward.

The NFL Quarterfinals are upon us, and lo and behold, these might be the most impressive Eight NFL teams since the early '90s and the Pre-Cap Era - after a long adjustment period and ahead of an uncapped year, its apparent, the NFL is back on the cusp of a Golden Era.

Thank Asimov!

Here's the breakdown:

Saturday January 16, 2010

Arizona Cardinals (NFC West) #4 Seed (10-6) at New Orleans Saints (NFC South) #1 Seed (13-3)

Arizona is better in every facet, and they will advance.

Baltimore Ravens (AFC North Wildcard) #6 Seed (9-7) at Indianapolis Colts (AFC South) #1 Seed (14-2)

A much more interesting game, between two evenly matched teams.

I like the Colts because their most important players are seasoned, the same reason I like the Chargers.

But on TALENT. Tough one to call.

I made mine.

Sunday January 17, 2010

Dallas Cowboys (NFC East) #3 Seed (11-5) at Minnesota Vikings (NFC North) #2 Seed (12-4)

The Cowboys are better in every phase of the game and will advance.

New York Jets (AFC East Wildcard) #5 Seed (9-7) at San Diego Chargers (AFC West) #2 Seed (13-3)

Despite the stench of being #2 (thanks Steve!), the Chargers are the best team in the NFL, courtesy of an 11 game winning streak and their game against an in-form Cowboy team in which they won and looked like the better squad despite the score (20-17) and the flukish circumstances (Boys missed chippie FG with since-released injured K and failed to register ANY points despite driving down the field relentlessly and going oh-for-final yard.

The Jets are the dominant team of the AFC East present and, a future conqueror of these Chargers.

That ain't now.


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December 28, 2009

Sick #4

By Mary Hannington




Vagabond Guru was once one of the most constant and prolific sportswriters on the planet... well, okay sometimes he went off the deep end, but he ALWAYS came back? Right?

It is my sincere wish and one that I'm sure that you share with me that he come back to us whole and full of that great insight of his.

Since I have been examining my own psyche these days and like Guru I have tormenters (good and bad) of my own that keep me from doing what I wish. I've noticed that Freud's death instinct applies to me. Freud divided the Id into two categories. "Life Instincts" (Eros) - Food/Sex and "Death Instincts" (Thanatos) - the wish to end the struggle for happiness, essentially the desire to escape from reality. Lately, there hasn't been much of a chance for indulgence - no time for food (I can't even count the skipped lunches over the past few months) and sex? What's that?

So I start looking for peace, for some escape, the more I am thwarted the angrier I get - it's classic "Death Instinct".

Armed with this knowledge we have concocted a little experiment on our beloved Guru.

We're figuring if we can keep him in a state of aggression for longer periods of time that eventually he'll go all haywire and concentrate more on the food, the sex and oh yeah, the SPORTS!

Me? I'll just go back to Yoga.

But before I do... the Facebook hackers have taken over a lot of my friend's profiles and my In Box is again full of links to "Fuck Buddy" sites, maybe I'll have just a little peak (freudian slip) er peek...







June 13, 2009

Swept Away! Yankee/Red Sox Comparisons...

By Matthew Story
First it was an early April series at Fenway, Yankees blew a two run lead in the 9th with Mariano and a 6-0 lead behind AJ Burnett, who had an 0.40 ERA in Boston before surrendering 8 runs that game and 7 more on Tuesday!

Then it was a two game sweep in The Bronx, as Joba battled 1st Inning woes before trotting out his all-world arsenal to strike out 12 Red Sox in 5 2/3, only to be undone by the 4 First Inning runs in the end.

Now its a 3 Game Sweep at Fenway, Beckett at his best on Tuesday, but some tough, gritty play by the Red Sox and some tight, pathetic performances by veteran Yankees like Chien-Ming Wang and Nick Swisher, seemed to doom the Yankees on the 2nd and 3rd nights.

E-I-G-H-T losses in 8 games.

But only 2 out of First Place, while distancing the other AL wild cards.

Interesting.


The Red Sox are more competitive than the Yankees will ever be, so are the Angels, the Indians, Twins and Rays. If it was a war, these are the squads like the Confederacy, the Taliban, the Viet Cong, WW II Japanese - dedicated, small fire, innovative, never-say-die...such competitors thrive on close combat, that's why the Mujahadeen are so incensed the Americans don't want a 'fair fight' - they've internalized Western customs that ran from the Crusades to the Victorian Age.

America don't play that.

Neither do the Yankees.

Better resources, better roster, the long slog.

Is there any Red Sox you'd trade for?

The Players

1B Teixeira or Youkilis?

No knock on Kevin, who has made himself into a premier MLB Player. But when he hit .312/29/115, it was his first trip above each plateau in his career. He's 30. Teixeira is a switch hitter on another level entirely. The difference between an All-Star and a Hall of Famer.

Teixeira .289/.391/.628/19/52
Youkilis .350/.472/.631/10/37

2B Cano or Pedroia?

Despite the absurd MVP award for a guy with 17/83 in power numbers who lost the batting title to a Gold Glove CATCHER and still prevailed in the 'Manny Ramirez Protest Vote' by the idiots in the BBWAA (Moron's Association), just look at the data. Cano is a better player across the board. Pedroia is a hard worker with heart. Heart don't matter in The Bronx, or on The Magic Carpet.

Cano .293/.327/.463/9/35 - 2 Errors in 269 Chances
Pedroia .306/401/.406/2/24 - 4 Errors in 254 Chances

SS Jeter or Green? !

3B Alex or Lowell? !

C Posada or Varitek? !

LF Damon or Bay?

Well here is the best case for a current Red Sox over a previous one, but the disparity is slight...Bay is the guy who will kill a mistake and have big RBI games when the arms are mediocre, but Damon can hit anyone, at anytime and go deep in the deepest of doo-doo.

Damon .286/.361/.537 with 13 HR/35 RBI/5 for 5 SB
Bay .277/.399/.592 with 16 HR/57 RBI/5 for 6 SB

CF Ellsbury or Melky?

Ellsbury for all his Base Stealing heroics remains a guy with one weapon - his legs making a comparison to Brett Gardner more appropriate than one to Switch-Hitting/Rocket Armed Melky, with thump from both sides. Ellsbury is a .370 Slugger, with ONE HR.

RF Swisher or Drew?

Can you choose 'Neither'? Swisher and Drew are both mistake hitters. Swisher a great guy, Drew a creep, Swish hits both ways, Drew a LH hitter. No opinion from the Magic Carpet here...

Drew - .267/.391/.500/8/30
Swisher - .255/.394/.538/12/35

DH Matsui or Ortiz?

Ditto! Hideki and Papi are noble warriors whose bodies have betrayed them. Matsui runs on knees that barely stand, his Hall of Fame skill set just a memory, running into a few fastballs over the wall and few hooks into LF. Papi is stripped of Manny in the lineup AND the clubhouse, his knee and wrist hurt...

Matsui - .260/.350/.475/8/23
Papi - .203/.299/.338/4/25

The Starters

Josh Beckett or CC Sabathia?

There are maybe ten guys in the top rank of Starters and both these guys are on it (Johan, Halladay, Lincecum, Zambrano, Verlander, Greinke, Peavy, Volquez). Beckett is RH and has an indomitable persona and breathtaking stuff, a proven Champion. Sabathia is an Offensive Linemen playing with Cornerbacks, a bruiser LH who mixes, mesmerizes and goes all day long.

AJ Burnett or Jon Lester?

Burnett has stuff that is the equal of any MLB RH pitcher, but that is all he has. He lacks the mental preparedness of an Ace and his ball moves so much it often leads to walks or out pitches that suddenly lurch over the plate. Lester is an assassin, a great LH arm, control, composure. A MUCH better pitcher than AJ.

Chien-Ming Wang or Daisuke Matsusaka?

Wang's struggles have been well documented. But let's take a deeper look, this is a guy who broke his foot last June 18 and only Weds did he return to the 95-96 mph that made him 54-20 in his first four MLB seasons. He is big, strong, healing and will dominate as he always has once he gets innings under his belt and gets a feel for the Strike Zone. Dice-K is hard used, in part because of his style of throwing TONS of pitches (unlike Wang who cruises late on low pitches) and reminds me of Hideki Matsui, who is HOF all the way, but left too much back in Japan to last at this level once his body started claiming him.

Andy Pettitte or Tim Wakefield?

Andy is a borderline Hall of Famer (check the incredible numbers) and one of MLB's all-time winners, who is also LH. Wakefield is a Knuckleballer, who reliably takes the ball every five days, dominates when it dances and struggles when it doesn't.

Joba Chamberlain or Brad Penny/John Smoltz?

Joba is Smoltz twenty years ago. No comparison in 2009. Penny, despite his heroics tonight, is just a guy today.

Phil Hughes/Alfredo Aceves vs. Justin Masterson/Daniel Bard?

Four good young arms, with different strengths.

Jose Veras vs. Manny Del Carmen?

Equal on arm, Del Carmen has been far better on a hill. Veras needs to be able to throw strikes or the oohs and ahhs his stuff provides are useless.

Phil Coke vs. Hidkei Okajima?

A flamethrowing (96 mph) LH with 4 pitches who was a starter vs. a crafty veteran with a freaky motion and a sterling MLB record.

Mariano Rivera vs. Jonathan Papelbon?

Jon is ten years younger, and throws 4-5 MPH harder. Mo has far better control (30K, 2 BB (1 intentional) in 25 IP), Papelbon (29K, 13 BB in 27 IP). Mo is cool, PapB is hot. Either way, you are probably toast.

The Rest

Joe Girardi vs. Terry Francona?

The brilliant engineer Girardi, who is fitter than 75% of MLB players and has both a Manager of the Year trophy and 3 World Series Rings versus the classy survivor Francona, who has brought Boston two rings in five seasons.

Brian Cashman vs. Theo Epstein?

Brian heads for the shadows, the ultimate organization man in the ultimate organization, Theo is his own man in a loose group of executives. The two cultures are as opposite as the fan bases, ballpark and rosters and really cannot be compared, neither guy could do the other ones job. Brian 'swings for the fences' envisioning Rings and Yankeeographies and Theo craftily prefers guys who suit the Nation and will drive through glass of the B crew.

Hal Steinbrenner vs. John Henry?

Again, the culture clash is severe. The Steinbrenner belief (like Jerry Jones in NFL) is create top shelf conditions, ultimate amenities for fan and player and demand accountability for top dollar, John Henry openly campaign for a salary cap that will reign in the need to expand his payroll, tries to chisel dollars from HOF free agents in his grasp (Alex, Tex) while signaling his closer he'd prefer to pay a reduced salary for his continuing services. As different as any two management philosophies could be.

Empire vs. Nation?

I don't really know any Yankee fans, I am a loner, most of my close friends are actually Red Sox fans! I think the biggest difference is the sense of companionship Nation fans have for one ANOTHER. To be 'Red Sox Nation' is to be bonded to something larger than the Red Sox results, to be a Yankee fan is only about Wins and Losses. And Championships.




May 28, 2009

Surging and Healing - '09 NY Yankees - Games 38-47

By Matthew Storey

The last time we checked in on the Yankees, they had won the first three games of a 4-Game set against the Minnesota Twins and were at 20-17. They went on to sweep Minnesota, then sweep Baltimore in 3, then they lose 2 of 3 to the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies in a THRILLING early season contest between two teams playing at a very high level. That closed the Homestand out at 8-2.

Then they travelled to Texas to face the AL West leading Rangers, who had not lost a Home series since April 14 (KC Royals) and won 2 of 3 to win their 4th successive road series. After losing their Season Opening road series to the Baltimore Orioles, 1-2, behind dreadful starts from CC Sabathia and Chien-MIng Wang, the Yankees have now won 6 of 7 road series (Kansas City, Tampa Bay, Detroit, Baltimore, Toronto, Texas) with the one series loss coming to the Boston Red Sox, a series in which they held a 2 run lead with Mariano Rivera and a 6 run lead with AJ Burnett, and managed to lose both games.

Not likely to recur.

So the Yankees are playing good baseball now, that is clear. Let's look in-depth and take their temperature;

1.) Injury Report

Alex Rodriguez - Appears to be healthy.
Derek Jeter - Appears to be healthy.
Johnny Damon - Slammed his battered shoulder into a wall in the Twin series and his hot streak died immediately, ran into wall in Texas last night and is playing through, but obviously hampered (3 K's last night, just waving at balls he was driving all over the field before jamming shoulder).
Melky Cabrera - Another OF who slammed his shoulder into a Texas wall, MRI showed no structural damage but he is too sore to play, calling for 3-6 games at this point.
Jorge Posada - Caught 5 Innings in simulated game, pronounced Hamstring 100% and shoulder strength closer to 100% than it was before DL.
Xavier Nady - Playing simulated games, difficult to project how the elbow will respond. 2nd Half at BEST. Yankees desperately need OF help, but Nady is facing surgery and unlikely to play field.
Jose Molina - Not ready to play, another month? May have lost job to Cervelli.
Cody Ransom - Not ready, at least a month and no spot when he's healthy.
Hideki Matsui - Looks like he is about to collapse from the two bad knees, than, when you are resigned to losing him - hits two long HR's in Texas. May be bionic.
Damaso Marte - The new Brown, Igawa, Pavano - exists to provide meaningless health updates for the length of his 3 year deal, calls Brian Cashman at 3AM every night and says 'Sucka!'.

2.) Individual Capsules - Player by Player Updates

Players

Yankees finally have their entire Infield playing together, all healthy, and the results have been impressive. In the Outfield, injuries of varying severity to Nady, Damon and Cabrera have forced a lot off shifting and decreased productivity. Catcher Cervelli, filled in admirably for Posada and kept the line moving all through the recent hot streak. Defensively, Cervelli has been terrific, as is Melky Cabrera in CF, and Yankees have gone a franchise record 14 games without an error (MLB record is 17, by the Red Sox).

1B/Mark Teixeira - A BEAST. He was hitting .191 on May 12 in Toronto. Since then he has gone 26/61 for a cool .426, raising his anemic average all the way to .275 in an EYEBLINK, while bouncing 8 HR off every wall from both sides and driving in 22 runs. Since Alex returns, teams pitch to Mark, he's only had 6 walks in this stretch, or one less than he had in one GAME against the Red Sox (5) on 4/25, when Alex wasn't around. His Defense is extraordinary, everything he was advertised to be. .275/.382/.596

2B/Robinson Cano - Cano's curse is to be so talented that no progress feels like ENOUGH to accommodate that talent. However, even as he continues to waste periodic at-bats by determining to swing at the first pitch and grounding harmlessly to 2B (trying to pull instead of taking his natural stroke to LF), he is hitting .320/.351/.536, with 9 HR/28 RBI and has made only 2 errors at 2B in 47 Games while being 3rd in Total Chances at 231 (Aaron Hill, Ian Kinsler tied with 236).

SS/Derek Jeter - Derek bottomed out at .264 in Baltimore on May 8, since then he's gone 24/67 (.358) with 3 HR/9 RBI. He's stolen 10 of 11 bases, and is now at .297/.372/.464 for the season. Like Cano, he has committed only 2 Errors in 44 games at SS, making the absurd claims about his Defense go
P-O-O-F!

3B/Alex Rodriguez - Completing an Infield without peer, Alex has stormed back from Surgery with THUMP, smacking 7 HR/17 RBI in his 66 At-Bats, while compiling an overall of .258/.410/.636 and playing his typical sterling Defense. Yankee infield has combined for 40 HR and only F-I-V-E Errors.

CF/RF Melky Cabrera - He has been a revelation, coming into his own in his 4th MLB season with a
.323 AVG/.368 OBP.481 SLG, hitting over .300 in April and May. He has won three games with walkoff hits and tied the Extra Inning loss to the Phillies in the 9th the day after one walkoff, but hurt his shoulder in the first inning at Texas. Yankees need his Defense, his switch-hitting, reliable bat and his young legs.

CF/Brett Gardner - Seeming overmatched at the plate in April, after winning the CF job in Spring Training, Gardner took a cue from Melky and stayed focused, worked hard and took advantage of his playing opportunities to post an unlikely .357/.449/.619 over his last 30 days (22 games). He has twice come in to replace an injured OF and, in each case, had 3 hit games. His legs have never been the question, as his blistering speed leads to errors, forced decisions and 9 of 11 Stolen Bases. His Defense is consistently terrific, and he compensates for poor arm strength with a tremendous jump and fundamentally solidly positioning. He will be an essential contributor as the Yankees move through 2009, as Damon and Matsui both will require extensive downtime, and Nick Swisher's struggles are likely to force the Yankees to make a move, either through a trade or a callup of one of their Minor League OF Options. If Brett can continue at .277/.339/.416 and contribute 40 Stolen Bases, he will be an asset.

LF/Johnny Damon - Damon carried the Yankees through the worst stretch of their young season, when Teixeira and Cano were not hitting, and Rodriguez and Posada were both out of the lineup, winning AL Player of the Week in the process. But, as has happened seemingly every year of his MLB career, he sent his fragile shoulder into a wall and came out a reduced Offensive player. Johnny is such a terrific hitter, baserunner and leader, and his place on the team is secure, but he clearly needs to play LESS in order to be at top strength in August/September, his body is battered and too much could leave the Yankees without legitimate production from LF.

RF/Nick Swisher - Swisher is the weakest link in the Yankee lineup. A mistake hitter who is incapable of handling top pitching, Nick strikes out 40% of the time. He ran into some hangers and straight fastballs earlier this year, while he carried NY before Damon took over the role. But that is six weeks past and Nick has hit just .173/.343/.370 since assuming the everyday RF role in the wake of Xavier Nady's injury. No MLB team with championship aspirations can afford that sort of production from a corner OF slot, even the Yankees, who get production from their Infield and Catcher other teams cannot match, need more than that. If Melky is healthy and Brett continues to contribute, Yankees need to cut Swisher back to a part-time OF with occasional DH duties when Damon and/or Matsui need a blow.

UT/ Ramiro Pena - Pena proved his value with sterling Defense at 3B, SS and 2B and has cemented a hold on the Utility Infield position. His Switch-hitting, glove and fresh legs insure Girardi will be confident if any of his regulars need time off, Alex will need time off for his Hip, Cano for his wandering focus and Derek from the assortment of plunks, dinks and collisions he endures annually. Pena is ideal for his role.

UT/ Angel Berroa - With Alex back playing every day and Pena firm in the utility slot, Berroa might want to go week-to-week with his rent payments - his time is almost up - Yankees are likely to call up an OF and designate Angel any day now.

C/Francisco Cervelli - Cervelli is no Jorge Posada, he lacks thump and is a RH hitter. BUT, he also has provided the Yankees with a complete backup, who calls a great game, throws darts to all bases and avoids striking out while hitting .300. Yankees got almost NOTHING from Catcher in 2008, as Jorge was injured and backups Jose Molina, Ivan Rodriguez and Chad Moeller all failed to do ANYTHING.

C/Kevin Cash - Awful early, Cash is coming off a productive couple of games in Texas, but his situation mirrors that of Angel Berroa, Posada is on the way back and Cash will no longer be King, or a Catcher for the New York Yankees.

DH/Hideki Matsui - Hideki has his surgically repaired left knee drained earlier in the season, and immediately went on a serious roll...but then the leg stiffened back up and he went into a tailspin. His bat is incredible, but his health is day-to-day, even at the best of times. He hit 2 HR last night in Texas, and may be about to go off on one of his notorious hot streaks (hit 14 HR in July 2007 to be Player of the Month), or, he could take a bad step and retire. That is his reality in 2009.


Pitchers

CC, AJ and Andy are providing veteran outings every start, going deep into games and keeping them close enough for the Yankees to win every time they are on the hill. Joba, 23 and Hughes. 22 have been electric at times, with low-hit/big K games, and also been ineffective or wild at others. Both are waiting for their experience levels to catch up with big arms and composed demeanors, they are already effective MLB starters, sometimes dominant, as they learn. Chien-Ming Wang and Alfredo Alceves are starting insurance while providing reliable innings in the Pen. Mariano has been Mo. Coke, Albaladejo, Ramirez, Tomko and Veras have been erratic and unreliable, and Girardi has been shuffling them with David Robertson, Mark Melancon and Anthony Claggett in search of a better group performance.

LH/CC Sabathia - He has been dominant.

RH/AJ Burnett - He has struggled with control, either with walks or bad location, that has led to erratic performances, but he goes long in games and strikes out a ton of hitters, and when he gets the ball over the plate, casually dominates. Gives them a chance every outing.

LH/Andy Pettitte - Just battles, has average stuff, deep experience and incredible competitiveness. Seems to have critical mid-game lapses in each start, sometimes he overcomes them, other times he struggles through, but always provides length.

RH/Joba Chamberlain - Was rolling along, a la Melky, when BOOM, he took a wicked liner off his shin in the 1st inning of a start against the Orioles. He looked flustered and uncomfortable in his one start since being hit with that ball, going only 4 innings against the Rangers, but surrendering only 3 runs despite the struggle. He never gets beat up, but hasn't been consistently reliable with his control or his fastball, which can hit 97 at times, or languish at 91-92, seems to need a little time in starts to warm up his arm, which is odd since he was so effective in the Pen. Also has a lot on his mind, with his sick Dad and imprisoned Mom, and there really isn't any way to measure that sort of stress. Still, despite the questions, like Cano, his talent is vast and his ERA of 3.97 and 46 K's in 45.1 Innings are certainly more than acceptable.

RH/Phil Hughes - 22 year old Phil seems to have made his breakthrough to permanent MLB duty. He followed up a 5 Inning/9 K effort against Baltimore with 8 Shutout innings in Texas (3 Hits), and has now given up more than 3 runs in only one of 6 MLB starts in '09. His Fastball has been consistently at 94 and his curveball is the best on a staff that has wicked CB's from Joba, AJ, CC and Andy. Has only to do a better job with adversity to become a star. May still be moved to the Bullpen in '09, but there is little doubt he can dominate in either role and that he will be permanent rotation fixture from '10 forward.

RH/Alfredo Aceves - 26 year old Ace has been overused by Girardi, due to his excellence and the unreliable '09 contributions from Veras, Ramirez, Coke and Albaladejo. He managed to win 2 games in short relief, handles middle relief and filled in for Joba with 3.1 after throwing 2 the night before, all scoreless. Girardi finally went to the well one too many times in the second game at Texas and they got to him as he began his 3rd inning, a day after 2 innings. If the rest of the pen stabilizes, he can be a great asset all season - if not, he will blow out his arm and become too familiar to opponents.

LH/Phil Coke - 26 year old Phil is better than he realizes. He doesn't trust his 94 MPH fastball enough and constantly gets beaten by throwing multiple offspeed pitches in at-bats. He has great potential but the performance on the mound has been less than the sum of his ability, it remains to be seen how big a role he will play the rest of the year - he needs more consistency, better control and less big bombs.

RH/Jose Veras - Veras came into an 8-0 game last night, gave up a 2B, a 2 Run HR and a walk and was dismissed by Girardi. He is in need of a role with a team who have more time for him to find his control. Likely to be gone by the All-Star break.

RH/Chien-Ming Wang - I was deeply skeptical about Joe Girardi's approach to his young CF tandem, and watched in amazement as BOTH players got stronger from competition and seemed to grow up in Girardi's system that rewards good play with playing time and poor play with a reduction in role (D'uh!). I was originally skeptical, as well, about the plan to place Chien-Ming Wang in the bullpen, Wang, who has always been a starter since he was a teenage phenom leading the Taiwanese international team and was the Yankee 'Ace' the last four years, is seemingly the LAST guy who should/could/would go to the bullpen. But then, I thought about Girardi, and his approach, and realized that Wang hasn't EARNED his job back and his major problem has nothing to do with his arm, it has to do with his being tough enough to overcome some reduced capacity after the injury that can ONLY be repaired with consistent innings that can ONLY be provided if he proves he knows how to get hitters out, regardless of his 'comfort level'. Joe didn't insult him or coddle him, he is inviting him to take his place through his play. Last night, Wang came into a blowout and blew through the final six hitters. Maybe this will work?

RH/Mariano Rivera - Mo is dominant.

3.) Looking Forward

After an off-day on Thursday, Yankees begin a 4 Game Wraparound series in Cleveland (F-S-S-M) and will throw (Pettitte-CC-Phil-Joba), then come home for a 3 game set with Texas (T-W-TH) behind (AJ-Pettitte-CC) and then they begin a Gauntlet that will tell them exactly where they stand in the AL East race, with 4 at Home against the Tampa Bay Rays (F-S-S-M) and then a quickie trip to Boston for 3 games with the Red Sox (T-W-TH).


We'll check in with features as they go through this stretch and be back to recap in about ten days.





May 22, 2009

The Curious Case of Melky Cabrera...

By Matthew Storey

In the Summer of 2005, a Yankee team reeling from major injuries to two starting Outfielders, brought up a 20 year old, emergency Minor League replacement named Melky Cabrera...

He proceeded to overrun a fly ball and look like a Deer caught in Fenway's headlights, on his way to a forgettable MLB debut (6 games, .211).

The next season, given an invitation to Spring Training at 21, his smiling, energetic personality, switch-hitters bat and booming left arm put him on Joe Torre's radar, and he found himself back in The Bronx by Spring and playing important innings, at first as a late-inning Defender, then as the everyday LF and, eventually, supplanting Johnny Damon in CF, a move Damon himself approved since the dramatic difference in their respective arms made it a 'no-brainer'.

That 2006 season, at 21, Melky led AL OF in Assists with twelve (12) despite playing only 127 Games at 3 OF positions. He made one of the All-Time Highlight reel plays to rob Manny Ramirez of a LCF HR, which led noted Yankee-hater, Curt Schilling, to note 'You have to hand it to them, they bring up winners like Cano and Cabrera'.

He hit .280, with 8 HR and 50 RBI (460 At-Bats) (compare with Jacoby Ellsbury, last season at 24, who hit .280 with 9HR and 47 RBI in NINETY FOUR more at-bats (554). It's true that Ellsbury, stole 50 bases from 61 tries that season - Ellsbury has Gardner speed, Melky is 37 of 50 tries in his career...but it is ALSO true that Melky's 12 assists as a Rookie compare to 5 for Ellsbury in 212 games played and that Melky had 4 assist in one 4 game playoff series against Cleveland in 2007.

Melky came back in 2007, at 22, and put up .273, with 8 HR and 73 RBI, while placing 3rd in AL OF Assists with SIXTEEN, then followed up with the 4 assist playoff and what appeared to be a game winning Playoff HR before the swarm ate Joba and the Yankee victory.

Melky began the 2008 season, at 23, with an impressive .299/6 Start and then...fell apart, slumping all the way to .249 with only 8HR and 37RBI. Even ending up in the Minor Leagues late in August...

At that point, he'd played MLB OF for 2 full seasons plus 4 months and proven to be an effective player for all but the final three of those months (he still had 7 Assists from CF, which, while a STEEP drop for Melky, was still one more than Torii Hunter (4) and Grady Sizemore (2) had COMBINED in 2008, while battling for the 'Gold Glove', a total of 288 games).

Over the Winter, the speculation was that NY would trade Melky to Milwaukee for Mike Cameron, a player TWELVE years older than Melky, who had never managed to top Melky's .273 from his 22 year old season or reach his .280 from his 21 year old season, despite playing 14 years of MLB baseball. Cameron, hitting solely from the RH side, DOES have 20 HR power, but that power comes at the cost of an average of 135 K's per each of his 12 FULL MLB Seasons (Melky's career high in K is 68).

If Melky's .249 in '08 was a slump, Cameron's LIFETIME Avg. of .251 was hardly the antidote, and Melky's 'worst of three seasons' Assist total (7) was one less than Cameron's career BEST (8). His lifetime Ratio of Assists/Errors is 68/64 (Melky's? 35/10). As for RBI, Cameron topped Melky's 73 only 3 times in his 15 seasons, and only broke 100 once (2001).

Guru spent most of the Winter writing about the above numbers and the ABSURDITY of trading away a young player with that combination of skills, who was an INSTANT fan favorite in NYC and is beloved by his teammates, amongst whom are his Idol, Alex Rodriguez and his best friend, Robinson Cano.

What I found interesting about those columns was the RESPONSE. People wrote in to say what a 'terrible player' Melky is and screeched when confronted with the statistical rebuttal...'everyone KNOWS he sucks'! Which struck me as odd. Here is this kid, with a million watt smile, a HERO to his Dominican fan base in Washington Heights and throughout NYC. His T-Shirts adorn the backs of thousands of New Yorkers ('Got Melky?') T-Shirts are amongst the best-selling items for the Yankees, who sell 25% of ALL MLB merchandise.

Still, people outside of NYC and in the local media seem to truly DISLIKE the guy, despite the evidence.

My preview magazine, written by a guy named Scott Gramling, who is an Oriole fan and lists his writing staff as 'six world-class writers' (although three of the six are from the Gramling FAMILY!). His review of Melky Cabrera, had this to say 'The offseason acquisition of Nick Swisher likely pushes Johnny Damon to CF and Cabrera to the bench, where he belongs. He's atrocious Offensively and good Defensively, only in comparison to Damon and Bernie Williams'. Now, overlooking the fact that Bernie Williams won FOUR Gold Gloves as a Yankee CF, given the statistical and anecdotal evidence, its safe to say that Melky is indisputable as a Defender. And, given the numbers Offensively, it is hard to understand the intensity of criticism, given his age and established ability as a productive MLB hitter.

Of course, the same group of Oriole fans said of Jeter 'his Defensive deficiencies won't kill your fantasy team the way they do the Yankees' (UPDATE: Jeter is 2nd in AL Fielding Percentage with 2 errors in 37 games, while being 5th in Total Chances and trailing a guy who plays fulltime on the rug...). That would be fewer errors than Julio Lugo, made in a single inning for Boston or Oriole kid, Robert Andino, made at SS during the just-completed SWEEP at Yankee Stadium). Interesting to note this is another 'fact' that 'everyone' knows, but is an absolute JOKE to those of us who have seen every inning, every game and understand that, in New York, NOBODY lasts if they aren't doing the job - not even Derek could survive if his Defense was porous, which it isn't - it happens to be terrific.

Happily, the Yankees avoided trading away the Switch-Hitting 24 year old Melky for the 36 year old Cameron, throwing open the Spring competition and awarding the starting spot to speedster Brett Gardner, who promptly lost the job to Melky when it became apparent he lacked a serious CF arm and was not an everyday Offensive threat, while Melky was streaking to a season, in which he's hit successfully in 25 of his 28 starts, hitting .319/.370 On-Base/.500 Slugging, with 5HR/19RBI.

But, just today, a friend on Facebook, called Melky 'one of those guys who is a dime a dozen', and I wondered - where are there are other switch-hitters with that sort of an arm, who don't strike out, can hit .280, drive in 73 RBI and slug .500, before they turn 25?

On MLB, recently retired, Sean Casey, a favorite of the White-Boy Press (Joe Buck, Peter Gammons) opined that he saw Gardner last year and thought he brought more 'energy' than Melky, which is interesting phrasing since Melky is, perhaps, the most demonstrative of Yankees, while Gardner is a stoic, crew-cut sort...

Is it all possible that the critics, like Casey, are really talking about the TYPE of energy?

Melky speaks no English, and the NYC media have proven time and time again that this makes them FURIOUS (they despised El Duque Hernandez). In Casey's world (and in Boston) the bouncing, laughing, stylin' Dominican approach has not exactly been the local favorite! When Melky mugs for his buddy, Cano, hops into his big brother, Alex's arms or leaps skyward after the final out for a butt bump with Robby...lots of us see 'Energy' (Joe Torre said 'I love the energy and charisma this kid brings to the team'), but apparently, lots of folks see something else...something they do NOT like, something lots of them also saw in class-act Bernie Williams, whose gentle, Guitar Playing self did not keep him from being a hated Yankee for a decade and a half.

It was nothing short of bizarre to watch the disconnect between the urban Yankee fans (who adore Melky, as we do Manny, Cano, Alfonso Soriano...) and the conservative, anglo press (NY Daily News staff, Yankee Announcer Michael Kay, MLB Network Casey and fellow Right Winger, Al Leiter) when it came to the Gardner/Melky contest - the latter were rooting HARD to see the South Carolina kid to win the job and only grudgingly have admitted how superior Melky's play has been, while Melky's teammates insisted all along that the reports of Melky's demise was WAYYYYY overdone (Damon said, in Spring 'Melky is going to be here a long, long time').

Which is NOT to say that Melky is in the same class Offensively OR Defensively with the Tampa Bay Rays phenom, BJ Upton OR the Orioles duo of CF Adam Jones and RF Nick Markakis...those are all Superstar type players with power that dwarfs Melky's.

Melky will remain a solid everyday player, but never be a superstar. He can hit .300, hit 20 HR, drive in 100 runs, steal 15-20 bases and throw out a bushel full of Baserunners, however, and that is MORE than enough to insure he remains a Yankee for longandlong. Happily, he and Gardner get along beautifully and his teammates adore him, as do Yankee fans who live IN the City. CF is likely to be patrolled by 5 tool Minor League Phenom, Austin Jackson (hitting .341 at AAA) who Reggie Jackson compared to Devon White, Defensively, in the coming years, but Melky's big arm and defense figure to make him a RF fixture as Damon and Matsui move on, and Swisher/Gardner shift over to LF.

As for his Manager? Joe Girardi said 'Melky is a different player than he was last year, he's patient at the plate, driving the ball with authority from both sides and his Defense has always been there. He's so young, and it is not unusual to see struggles from a 23 year old, regardless of how many seasons he has under his belt. We challenged him to compete and do better, and now he is playing everyday and winning games for us. We like everything we've seen.'

As for Guru, I love Melky, always have and believe that The Magic Carpet was the ONLY voice sticking with him when the critics were circling.

I have no problem saying 'I told you so..'.









May 13, 2009

Judge Judy Can't Hold a Candle to Me!

By sf4d9erfan1


Please Rise!!

The Honorable SF is now presiding. All those who cannot uphold the moral dignity of this court must please exit now and please be sure to not let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

In today's docket we have the age old question of who is the better athlete . . . Deion Sanders or Bo Jackson.

The case is structured as follows:

Defendant: Mr. Prime Time
Prosecution: The bat breaker


Let us jump right in, shall we?

The defendant has made claims that he is one of the fastest men ever to play the game of football and/or baseball. The prosecution laughs at such a ludicrous claim. We all know that during the 80s and 90s baseball speed was measured in the amount of 3 baggers you could post coupled with the amount of steals one could collect. When all the dust settled Sanders was left holding the bag in these categories. The most steals he collected was in 1997 with 56 and the most triple's he collected was in 1992 with 14. This proves that in relation to a majority of baseball speedsters Deion was not even on the same ball field as greats like Ricky Henderson. That being said, the prosecution's laughing jesters were a bit hypocritical as we soon find out that he collected only 27 total bags in 1988 and only 6 triples in 1989. Therefore in relation to the topic of baseball speed Bo apparently didn't know he was creamed by Deion.

The prosecution begs the court to consider power in order to gain back some dignity. Since the court is a merciful one it shall investigate the statistics that apply to this category . . . . Home Runs and RBIs.

The defendant’s smile quickly turns to a disgruntlement as he remembers that his homerun total only managed to reach 39 over the course of his career and his RBI's peaked at 168. On the other hand, Jackson smashed 181 home runs and cleared the bags of 415 base runners in the RBI category. These figures clearly doubling the defendant in both areas and has thus leveled the playing field once again.

VS.



The court has ruled that in order to break the tie an evaluation of their football accomplishments must be accessed in order to determine who the best is.

Since the two opponents were in different position and on different sides of the ball a total evaluation will comprise the final resolution.

Deion accumulated and impressive resume over his 14 years. It is as follows:

Offensive TDs including punt returns: 9
Forced Fumble: 10
Fumbles Committed: 19
Defensive TDs: 9
INT: 53
Pro Bowls: 8

Jackson accumulated an impressive resume over his 4 years. It is as follows:

Offensive TDs: 18
Fumbles Committed: 11
Yards: 2782
Pro Bowls: 1

The court has come to conclusion.
Despite the misfortune of Mr. Jackson's injury and the disdain the ruling judge has for Mr. Primetime, the court must rule in the favor of the defendant. His overall athletic talent on the football field compensated the staggering lead that Mr. Jackson had accumulated in baseball. However, this is not to say that had Mr. Jackson not fell victim to professional tragedy, he could not have overcome poor football numbers and progressed his career to heights far greater then those of Mr. Sanders. This court is now open to appeal by those who may hold it in contempt.


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May 10, 2009

What the Manny Suspension says about America and MLB....

By Matthew Storey

Remember 1998?

It was probably the greatest season in MLB history.

It was probably the greatest year the American Economy will EVER know.

Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa put on a bi-cultural HR festival and the Yankees won 125 games.

In St. Louis, Heartland types were tripping over themselves to publicly opine on the 'wholesome' quality of the slugger who took the HR record for the Redbirds and how fitting it was that Native son Roger Maris, a crew cut smalltown boy was passed by a man who could comfortably fit in with Maris's family.

You know...not one of 'them'.

Not a guy like Sammy, in a place like Chicago.

Aw shucks Mark, who'd escaped from that communist country by the San Francisco Bay.

Aw shucks Roger, who'd hated the city he set the record in, and was thrilled to be back where people still knew what matters in life.

That season was five years after the 1993 World Series, which featured an 'All-American', scrappy type who was his generation's Dustin Pedroia. Lenny Dykstra and his NY Met running mate, Wally Backman, were the toast of the sorts of fans who sneered at Mets like Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden, or his CF counterpart with that era's Yankees, Rickey Henderson.

There were people back in the '80s who would argue that Dykstra was actually a better PLAYER than Rickey, the same sorts who made Pedroia, a scrappy overachiever who was 4th in Total Chances and 2nd in OPS amongst SECOND BASEMEN, the American League's MOST Valuable Player.

That was a message from the Baseball Writers who, for some reason, are the people who select MLB award winners. A not-so-subtle message to a certain Manny Ramirez, and those people who prefer his OUT OF THIS WORLD ability. NY Daily News, lead Baseball writer, Bill Madden (who was one of those who adored Lenny and loathed Rickey) OPENLY admitted as much, while calling Manny's success in Los Angeles and legions of adoring fans 'stomach turning'.

These same writers will tell you that Alex Rodriguez, who made one more Error than Pedroia, playing a more difficult position, stole 2 fewer bases, had twice as many HR's (in 19 fewer games) and finished 24 slots (3rd) above him in OPS (On-Base Percentage + Slugging Percentage) with .965 to .869 actually HURT his team.

Sure he was. Sure he did. In the Bizzarro world these folks live in.

Think about 1998 again. As I mentioned, it was that year and the year that followed that saw the American economy and America's position in the World at their greatest point.

And how was this received by a wide swath of the American population?

Did they rally behind the brilliant young President who'd reversed the nightmare of the Reagan/Bush years, and help use America's strength to tackle her logistical needs?

No, they spent tens of millions of Taxpayer dollars to analyze every aspect of the President's SEX LIFE.

That was what mattered to them.

Not excellence. Not success. Not intellect.

What they were interested in, and outraged about, was where he chose to put his cigar.

Or his cock.

Not just on the right, there was plenty of moralizing on the left as well. The current President's wife dismissed the man's spectacular success with an allusion to the Monica affair. The progressive columnist for the NY Times, Maureen Dowd, won a Pulitzer sneering at Bill for having an affair with a younger woman and Hillary for failing to smack him down on behalf of sisterhood.

The American people, however, in their collective wisdom adored Bill and sent Hillary to the Senate twice and nearly into the White House herself. Much to the dismay of the legions of Clinton Haters on both sides of the aisle, who portrayed her support and supporters as being in some sort of deluded minority.

Perhaps where you live.

Where I and 22 Million Americans live. The Clintons are heroes and the people who dislike them are, essentially, invisible.

Which brings us to Manny Ramirez, who follows Barry Bonds and Alex Rodriguez in the crosshairs of those who once rooted against Rickey, Jim Rice, Darryl and Doc.

When Lenny pumped himself from 165 with those '86 Mets to 225 with those Phillies, nobody failed to understand how that was accomplished.

When Sammy, McGwire and his fellow basher, Jose burst the buttons on their uniform shirts, the 'integrity of the game' was not on the line - turnstiles were humming, dollars were flowing and books and column inches were devoted to the games new 'Golden Age'.

Heck, in Bal'more, a sideburn wearing folk hero named Brady Anderson, was sending young girl and young girl's fathers hearts equally atwitter with a combination of boy-band looks and a 50 HR season. Dear old Dad wasn't dumb, he knew Brady seemed to be an odd candidate for such exalted territory, but he was a 'respectful' kid and, after all - the sort 'I'd love to see my daughter bring home'.

But then an arrogant Black guy, who had little time for the press or interest in the approval of Small Town America, broke 'Good Guy' McGwire's HR record and began to threaten Hank Aaron's career mark.

And all of a sudden, the cry went out 'There appears to be Drug Use in Baseball!'.

Gee, ya think?

Nothing changed. No new insight was brought to the debate, no scientific breakthrough...

But Barry Bonds, like OJ or Bill Clinton, was already 'Guilty' of SOMETHING...and the pursuit was on to find a way to lynch him, regardless of the hypocrisy involved.

Sort of like the folks who demonized Rickey Williams for smoking weed, while celebrating the fair-haired QB who dumped his pregnant Girlfriend for a supermodel. You can hear them going after T.O. when the season turns, but no longer after Randy, of course, since he now catches what the fair-haired one heaves.

Not his sperm, silly - the Football!

They used to like that Mississippi QB kid who played in small town Wisconsin, but now it almost seems like the guy cares about Money! They used to like that long-haired fellow who helped slay the demonic Yankees, until he shaved his head and became their biggest supporter. And, as it turns out, HE likes Money also!

See...We told ya!

So Barry is no longer smacking HR's into the Bay, or over the wall anywhere else.

Those teeming crowds have left San Francisco, and TV viewers no longer will see that gorgeous ballpark on their screens.

And Fred Lewis is playing LF for the Giants.

Who?

Exactly.

And those who went after Barry? In the media and in their living rooms...even the Owners whose stadium and franchise SURVIVAL were a result of Barry, but were forced to actually PAY him for that sort of prowess.

They'll tell you this is GOOD for the game. They'll also tell you that those people who packed the Stadium and cheered for Barry were BAD for the game (did Peter MacGowan return a single dollar?).

Meanwhile, anyone want to guess how long it will be until a SF Giant LF matches the 28 HR a 'finished' Bonds put up in his final year, before the witch-hunt put him into an undesired (and undeserved) retirement? Or when any MLB player will match his .480 On-Base Percentage from that season?

Point being - it isn't about what you actually DO, its about who you ARE.

The moralizers feel empowered to sort out the good and bad for us, and they write the story to suit their take.

That's why Alex Rodriguez, the greatest player most of us will ever have the pleasure to watch play, is the ONLY one of 104 names on a positive test list to be revealed.

It suits their worldview. The propriety and legality involved in unsealing those documents, an offense that dwarfs the supposed 'crime'? Those rules don't matter - 'we' GOT him!!!

And Baseball fans got a great look at what 3B for the Yankees looks like without Alex in the 105 homerless at-bats his replacements contributed in his absence.

All the better, say his detractors. Like Barry, they think Alex Rodriguez, is actually BAD for the game.

Like Clinton was for the Country.

Getting this?

Steroids were cool, until they had an arrogant minority face.

Sentencing guidelines were critical, until OJ came before the court.

And Manny is a bad guy, because he dared to dislike Boston, smack his redneck teammates literally and figuratively and engineer a departure to a big city where he'd be ADORED, instead of demonized.

Because he takes the sort of Drug you take, if you find you need a little more wood in YOUR stick.

Only when YOU take it - it's 'Male Enhancement', in Manny's blood - it's 'girl stuff'.

So now, the game and its 'integrity' have been protected from Barry, in favor of Fred Lewis, the hunt is on to replace Alex with the Cody Ransom's of the World...

And, instead of Manny, delivering Hall of Fame performances, while salsa dancing with his devoted MannyWood fans - the first time LA Dodger Baseball has meant ANYTHING in a Generation - a beloved figure to the largest growing segment of American society and of MLB fandom...

Dodger fans get Juan Pierre, who will steal 2B, if he can figure out how to get to 1B.

Which is a comfort to the fastest declining segment of American society, whose voice has lost any impact in every arena, EXCEPT Sports. Remember, when Rush is on the air or FOX News, that is like speaking to like - only in Sports, can the likes of Bud Selig, Curt Schilling or Jake Peavy actually force themselves to be heard and impact upon the lives of other Americans.

And not surprisingly, like everything ELSE they touch - they make something beautiful - U-G-L-Y.

Somewhere in St. Louis, Joe Buck just popped a couple of female hormone pills and is rubbing off the resultant stiffy thinking ....'We got him!'.

Just don't try to tell anyone who can THINK that this is a 'good' thing.













February 13, 2009

First Grok on the World Baseball Classic!

As most of you realize by now...that OTHER stuff that has the Baseball media and SAH* twisting to keep their VG booty-shorts from getting all twisted up (hint: Let 'em ride up the hips, they stay better and look wonderful~!~!~!) isn't going to get much air here on The Magic Carpet, but I will post that old quote which explains why...written by the best dialogue guy ALIVE, David Milch, for his 'Deadwood' character, Al Swearengen, who was immortalized by the incomparable, Ian McShane;

"I'm a purveyor of spirits, dope included, and when chance affords, a thief, but I ain't no fucking hypocrite"

Whatever Guru's flaws may be, and they are too numerous to catalog - they do NOT include judging people I do not know for behavior that does not offend me. Bill can spend his days turning young things into humidors and ballplayers can do whatever it is they do to prepare, we're cool.

Oh, and to this observer, the hard-body workaholic who treats his job and body like a finely tuned tool-of-the-trade is no concern - as opposed to the talented schlub who reports 20 lbs. overweight, sheds 10 and proclaims himself 'ready' - he is screwing me AND his team far more.

Guru is a SS/3B and the difference is WEIGHT...fit and trim are what you need to play baseball at whatever YOUR best is. That mattered to me when I was in my athletic prime and the most I ever got paid was $400 a month and a monkey-free room in Costa Rica...today, in my mid-'40s and relegated to only Softball, my skills will always separate me from the modest competition and the belly isn't going to change that. But every step on the field is not what it can be because of the weight and the impact it makes on a players center of gravity. Moves that have been second-nature since little league are altered when you aren't trim, you risk injury and you cannot achieve excellence (unless you're Babe Ruth or Tony Gwynn!).

Bottom line? Spring Training is Boot Camp, try and shut out the noise about gossip, drugs and paychecks and focus on what really matters about this process - all are FIT and stay HEALTHY.

Let's hope that the World Baseball Classic and the SAH* do not take any important players out due to health or stupidity, let's see HEALTHY rosters doing their fighting on the field, in the GAME. I cannot remember the last season the Yankees didn't have serious injuries change the season before June and with 4 Starters playing big innings in the WBC.

1.) Yankees in the World Baseball Classic

13 Yankees will be on WBC rosters.

Jeter is the lone USA player (more in a minute)

2 - Mexico (Alfredo Alceves, Jorge Vasquez)
2 - China (Zhenwang Zhang, Kai Liu)
1 - Panama (Jahdiel Santamaria)
1 - Italy (Francisco Cervelli)
6 - Dominican Republic (Alex Rodriguez, Robinson Cano, Melky Cabrera, Damaso Marte, Jose Veras, Edwar Ramirez)

I will be watching warily...happily (for health reasons), Chien-Ming Wang (Taepei's Ace), Jorge Posada (Puerto Rico's Catcher), Hideki Matsui (Japan's LF) and Mariano Rivera (Panama's, well really the WORLD's Closer) will all remain safe in the Tampa Sunshine with their trainers.

What is SO amazing about the game and the way it has changed, is the Yankees have a team that actually looks like the City they play in...with players on 6 of the 16, representatives from 3 others kept out and have also had players who would have been eligible to play for Australia (Graeme Lloyd, '96 World Series hero), Cuba (current 1B/DH backup, Juan Miranda COMES from the national team, but his defection precludes him playing..., and of course, El Duque!) and Venezuelan Bobby Abreu was a terrific Yankee who we wish well (LOSE THE WEIGHT, Bobby...love ya, but if you want to know why Bobby struggles at the wall - check above his belt).

They've had 4 Canadian Players, the first in '05 and the last in '06, that's 1905- Jim Cockman (hmmm...stop it!) and 2006 - Aaron Guiel. Guru cannot find any Korean-born Yankees, but certainly Byung-hyum Kim has carved out a memorable place in their history.

So that is 14 of the 16 Countries who've been represented in Pinstripes. Cannot find any from The Netherlands, and no player has yet come to MLB from South Africa.

2.) The Mighty Dominican Republic

While we are talking about the WBC...how about the Dominican Team?

Vladimir Guerrerro is out. Carlos Pena can't play. David Ortiz may not play.

That's a T-O-N of offense to lose, right?

This is how they might roll with such debilitating losses:

LF Alfonso Soriano
2B Robinson Cano
1B Abert Pujols
3B Alex Rodriguez
DH Manny Ramirez
SS Hanley Ramirez
RF Jose Guillen
C MIguel Olivo
CF Melky Cabrera

Not to mention 2B Placido Polanco, SS Jose Reyes, 3B Aramis Ramirez, 3B Adrian Beltre...

They don't scare you with Offense at C and CF, but Olivo and Melky will provide Defense. They are overwhelmingly RH offensively (that is where they need Papi and Pena...) and the USA will try and give them a steady diet of Oswalt, Peavy and Verlander to take advantage of the lack of balance...

Still, Pujols, Rodriguez, Ramirez at 3-4-5 is a historic assemblage of lumber.

The story on the Hill is just as impressive...Fausto Carmona, Edinson Volquez, Francisco Liriano, Ubaldo Jimenez, Johnny Cueto in the rotation mix with a FEAST of power arm relievers.

The DR is loaded and likable.

3.) So Gu, WhoYaRootinFer?

Didn't I just give it away?

I love my Captain, but #2 is in deep with a cast of creeps on the USA roster.

Guru don't root for the likes of Roy Oswalt, Jake Peavy, AJ Pierzynski, Chipper Jones, Dustin Pedroia and Kevin Youkilis...can't hide those boys behind Red, White and Blue...

I must commend Youkilis, for his remarkably adult and sensible comments re: Affair d'Alex, but did you hear Oswalt? That guy is a piece of shit from the bottom of the pits of hell.

How perfect that he and Houston found one another!

Anyway, with Alex, Cano and Melky in the lineup, joining Alfonso and Manny and Pujols and Marte, Veras and Edwar in the pen...make this Yankee fan's WBC cap read;

'DOMINICAN REPUBLIC - 2009 WBC CHAMPIONS'

* Society of American Hypocrites (no, no, no..this is NOT another name for the 'Cato Institute!)













February 02, 2009

Super Game, Super Boss and Super Villains!

I skipped the Super Bowl Party this year...no trip with Smooth Stan, Stewie and The Great Weitz (Herbie the Bookbinder)...no happy handshakes with Anthony and Ralph, their friends and staff...no great food and booze...

I just wasn't feeling it.

This NFL season, that began with my Dallas Cowboys as consensus favorites and ended with their 44-6 pummeling at the hands of the Philadelphia Eagles, dropping them from the Playoffs...and featured Teams that were DEVASTATED just O-N-E year ago, in Atlanta - where you hoped they'd be down for a half dozen years after losing Michael Vick, and Miami, who were 1-15 last season, making the playoffs instead...just not Guru's kind of Sports - I like the form to hold up and the big market, traditional powers to hold sway...

So, as I've written, the Pittsburgh Steelers, with their charismatic young coach and appealing mix of players, great tradition and strong season certainly fit the bill.

Then you have the Arizona Cardinals.

Ugh...I saw them give up 56 points to the Jets, trailing 34-0 at Halftime, saw them lose 47-7 to the Patriots and 44-21 to the Eagles, while going 3-7 against the NON-NFC West NFL.

Not my kind of Super Bowl Team.

Then think about the State where they play, which has, to be sure given us the wonderful Big Toke and the American Hero, John McCain...but also is the land of Barry Goldwater, Jerry Colangelo, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, The Despicable 'MinuteMen' vigilantes and the Diamondback fans who spit on NYC less than two months after 9/11 at the conclusion of the 2001 World Series and behaved like a mob of kindergartners in their playoff loss of 2007 to the Colorado Rockies.

Not my kind of place. Dallas might actually have a WORSE roster of elements (although Arpaio and the MinuteMen are pretty L-O-W...) but I'm stuck with my Cowboys, whether I like it or not.

And then, as if reborn from the fires of Hell, you have one of Guru's All-Time least favorite Sports figures, Kurt Warner and his creeeeeeeeeeeeepy wife, Brenda, leading the Cardinals on and off the field.
It's tough to tell he if she is scarier with the Short Spiky Hair of 1999 or the Stepford Wife Blonde from today. Either way?

Yikes!!! Seven kids for THOSE two? That's just wrong!

But I watched the game, from The Aerie, without sound, while I did some writing...and it was pleasant and greatly entertaining Football after all. Warner, who may be garbage as a human being, is playing terrific Football at the QB position in these Playoffs. He was masterful in the NFC Championship against the Eagles and terrific again last night. As with the St. Louis Rams, earlier in his career, he plays a bit of an 'Arena' style game - flinging the ball around in controlled conditions, one of the reasons he has traditionally done so poorly when playing in the elements and he has never had the good fortune of playing on a truly balanced team with a real Championship caliber Defense...

But, dislike him as I do, you have to give the guy credit - as a PLAYER. He made three Super Bowls on teams that struggled to defend and that is impressive. Like most of my least favorite people in Sports, he is an impact performer between the lines (Curt Schilling, Dustin Pedroia, Jason Varitek, Lance Berkman, Jeff Kent, Tom Coughlin, Matt Hasselbeck....) and you HAVE to be able to separate the two and call it as it is.

I have just done so, but I still wasn't about to go celebrate any game that featured such a person...every time his wife appeared on the screen, I felt a visceral dislike...like the feelings Sarah Palin evoked once she was revealed to be what she is.

As many of you know, I struggle to understand how so many of you dislike men I admire, Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, Barry Bonds, Randy Moss, Manny Ramirez...they are my sorts of people and, from the comments I've read and the 'Joe Buck Meter' (all that Joe Buck admires is shit to me and all that I admire is shit to him), I know you love Warner.

You can have him! We are all free to root as we wish and for whom we wish, it's interesting to learn what others admire and I enjoy sharing my own biases.

Anyway, there were some special moments. Certainly the James Harrison INT with .02 seconds left, Arizona about to score...100 yards, breaking tackles - KNOWING that being brought down would end the scoring chance and making it into the End Zone was the ULTIMATE big play.

Biggest Game.

Last second.

Full field.

14 point swing.

Wow, it surely took the sting out of my man, DeMarcus Ware, not winning the NFL Defensive Player of the Year award. Harrison took one bad penalty, but he is pure stud, for sure.

Guru walked away from the laptop on that play and stayed away to watch the Boss and the E-Street band do their thang - quite a rush.

Warner and the Cardinals were valiant and the Steelers did what they do, I have seen this exact same 4th Quarter time-after-time and, each time, Coach Tomlin says 'that's who we are'.

And it's true, Super Bowl Champions for the 6th time. Congratulations and BLESS YOU for keeping Kurt and Brenda from the trophy and our living rooms!


January 06, 2009

Mark Teixeira Meets The Bronx

"We met with Mr. Teixeira and were very much impressed with him, after hearing about his other offers, however, it seems clear that we are not going to be a factor."

Red Sox owner John Henry

This quote was almost universally reported as an example of the Red Sox 'calling Scott Boras and Mark Teixeira bluff', just as in 2005 with Johnny Damon....just as Manny/Youkilis in Boston was reported solely from the Red Sox perspective (Manny is ALWAYS the bad guy...why? Because he doesn't love being here!).

Of course, Teixeira was not bluffing and today made it clear that he and Brian Cashman hit if off in Washington and started the process rolling towards seeing Mark join his childhood hero, Don Mattingly, in the pantheon of Yankee First Basemen...which now reads this way since I was 10 years old...(and will be in place when I am 54).

Chris Chambliss (#10)...Don Mattingly (#23)...Tino Martinez (#24)...Jason Giambi (#25)...

Mark Teixeira (#25, shouldn't it be #26? Code-breaker Guru!)

Back on November 7, Guru played Yankee GM and noted;

'1B Mark Texeira is the only Free Agent position player that makes real sense for the Yankee roster. BUT, he makes TOTAL sense! A High On-Base percentage, Gold Glove quality power hitter from both sides of the plate who will be 29 in '09, if he is NOT going to sign with the Angels (and I expect he WILL) then he is target #1 for the Yankees, perhaps 7 years @ $25M (175M)'

8 Years for $180, but close!

Listening to Mark speaking about wearing his Yankee hat in Baltimore and rooting for his idol, Don Mattingly, taking abuse from his hometown crowd...I couldn't help thinking about the 10 year old sitting somewhere in the World, who will watch Mark play and wear a Yankee hat in enemy territory, become a special player and someday, somehow walk up the dais at some future Yankee ceremony and replay those words.

For those angry Oriole fans, Red Sox fans, Yankee-Haters everywhere...let me show you something...

95, 98, 94, 98, 89, 69, 91, 110, 101, 88, 86, 94, 107, 91, 94, 89, 102, 102,99 ,106 , 88, 101, 103, 98, 83, 81, 87, 97, 94, 97, 98, 98, 95, 99, 103, 96, 97, 98, 92, 79, 97, 109, 96, 104, 99, 77, 70, 72, 83, 80, 93, 82, 79, 80, 89, 83, 97, 100, 100, 89, 103, 59 (Strike year, went to World Series),79, 91, 87, 97, 90, 89, 85, 74, 67, 71, 76, 88, 70 (Strike year, best record in Baseball),79 (Strike shortened, Wild Card), 92 ,96 ,114 ,98 ,87,95 ,103 ,101 ,101 ,95 ,97,94 and 89.

That is 89 years worth of Yankee Win totals, from 1920-2008.

53 Seasons of 90 Wins (17 Seasons of 100 wins).

39 AL Pennants.

26 World Series.

11 Losing seasons. 1925, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1969, 1973, 1982, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992

In the 1920's - Yankees won 60% of AL Pennants

In the 1930's - Yankees won 50% of AL Pennants

In the 1940's - Yankees won 50% of AL Pennants

In the 1950's - Yankees won 80% of AL Pennants

In the 1960's - Yankees won 50% of AL Pennants

In the 1970's - Yankees won 30% of AL Pennants

In the 1980's - Yankees won 10% of AL Pennants

In the 1990's - Yankees won 30% of AL Pennants

In the 2000's - Yankees (so far) have won 30% of AL Pennants

So, my question to you Yankee-Haters who claim Yankee dominance of the Baseball world will ruin the game...why didn't it 'ruin' the game over most of the HISTORY of the game?

Instead of being 'angry', why not be appreciative?

But, if you just can't get past it...there IS an Entertainment option!



This production was in 1955, ask your Grandparents - it was worse than anything you have to deal with today, just look at the statistics...80% in the 50's and 30-40% today. Half or less!

Fifty years from now, they might only win TWENTY PERCENT of the AL Pennants.

So, relax!

And enjoy the show...

Whichever one you choose.